Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Even if you in a Benz...

Greetings my fellow broke ass folks! Because I trust that if you have straight cash, you wouldn't be reading this blog right about now. You've already met my fellow whore, Cee, but I'm the other whore...Tyra Nicole. Yes bitches, I'm so fabulous one name can't sustain me.

A little bit about myself single, sexy, 5'5 with brown eyes...oh, wait. It's not that kind of party. Like my counterpart...I do enjoy Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, and 90210. I also love Gossip Girl and Heroes. As well as Tequila and general whore behavior. I attend Morgan State University as a pyschology major. What can I say...I love the crazies. I also was switched at birth with Paris Hilton. I'm the real heiress. Did you really think that bitch deserved that money...negro please.

I have a perchant for expensive things, australians, spaniards (I'll take Rafa), and the mega millions. I also love mottos that have a profound affect on my life, such as: We got to do better, think about the generation after you (don't marry ugly me ladies), and one of my faves from the past, I wasn't meant to live like this...so true. I know you feel my pain Cee.

That's the introduction...that I wrote and posted while at work, doing work, and looking for a new job. Damn, talk about multi-tasking. Anybody need an employee?

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